Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Not me.

At least this is what I told my friend the casting agent today when she called me to be a contestant on her new game show. "I'm replacing another casting agent last minute. She cast out of work actors who can't understand the rules of the game!" She cried.

How dumb do you have to be not to understand the mechanics of a game show?

At any rate, I had to tell her no because I'm too busy working on my Good For The Planet Army Project. But I did forward her email to a bunch of out of work video game designers I know. I hoping one of them wins the $1,000,000 jackpot and then at least buys me a nice pair of shoes.

Okay, wishing for a commission isn't part of the niceness project. I take back the shoe comment.